i dont know if you've seen this before. i was atonished when i came across this.

http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2080/topics/382961?page=1

ZOMG, spectacular. what a spectrum of colours!

despite the addition of so many lines and stations, i still fail to see an mrt station located at sungei gedong! what a godforsaken place indeed.

but is this really necessary? LTA should probably look into the development of more roads instead, since we're all gonna drive next time arent we? screw public transport. hahaha.

HAPPY BOXING DAY!:D

MERRY XMAS TO ALL!!! :DDDDDD

两个字，杜爛
四个字，超級杜爛
六个字，超級無敵杜爛

So there's this incident which i felt embarrassed i had to put it off my chest.

Heard about Royce chocs? I was at the Ion(often misprounced as ee-on or eye-ong) outlet shopping for chocs. You feel elated after eating their chocs despite burning a hole in your pocket hahaha. There i was trying out the flavours that are available and one guy attended to me. I tried the first piece which has an 'au lait' flavour. Obviously i had to make out what it contains, who da hell knows what 'au lait' means right. The shop attendant then asked 'so how do you find the first piece that you've tried....(blah blah)? And since i was so engrossed in tasting that piece of choc just so to find out what it contains, i replied perfunctorily and in a super sg tone, 'uh, okay only lor'. Then i heard giggles from mervyn. Oh gosh, totally not the most appropriate comment to give in a shop with classy settings. hahahha. I felt like that guy gave me a 'you're-sucha-nubcake' look.

LOL. But then again, what else can i say right? 'Oh, its gastronomic! The taste of cocoa livened up my taste buds as if they started to dance on my tongue. I felt like i was on cloud nine." Haha no right?

I typed out the whole chunk of shit just to justify that any mother's son wouldnt have been able to provide a suitable reply hence the embarrassement was inevitable. Morale of the story - bloody expand the range of my vocabulary!

Another amusing incident that happened when i was..primary 5.

Heard of 白痴造句？yes i am a victim of that. haha. i remembered i was given a 完成句子exercise to complete. if you have forgotten, it is one where you have to complete the sentence when only the first or the last phrase was given to you. one of the questions was as such

与其到处闲逛, _________________.

what would you write? my answer was...

还看了一场电影！

essentially, the whole sentence became 与其到处闲逛，还看了一场电影！

obviously, it is wrong. when there is 与其, you have to continue the sentence with 不如. Its like a pair of connectors in a sentence...for instance 'Just as...., so.....' but i took 与其 as the name of a girl! hahaha. so it means this girl, by the name of Yuqi, not only window-shopped, but also caught a movie!

......

if we could have names like 小丽 or 小明, why cant we have 与其??? sounds nice mah, no meh?

......

please dont roll your eyes at me. hahahhaa.

officially missing you

i'm so highhhhh and happieeeeee now!!!

:DDDDDDDD

dont ask why.

anyways, wooooohooooo! my holidays are finally here! wahahahha. indeed this is a long awaited break after working my lungs out every day for the past weeks. now i know how kids feel when their holidays come (i never experienced such joy when i was still a schoolboy). the next time i step into bloody gedong is next year! heh.

so much for sharing my ecstacy.

my branch finally went to Sentosa for cohesion. its been donkey years since i stepped foot on that island. i cant even remember who i last went sentosa with. lol. today was by far one of the best cohesions i've had with the branch, probably because someone was absent. muahaha i'm vicious.

let me share something about my branch. it is the most bitchy, scandalous and united branch in the battalion. you must be thinking - getting scandalous in the army?! no we're not talking about homosexual relationships here. there's a female in my branch, who, i quote, throws herself at ____. oops, i didnt just say that, my friend did. heh. so u know whom the scandals originate from. bitchy because all of us like to 'discuss' about others, yes one group of bitchy green aliens, that includes my boss hahahha. and united because we all have a common enemy, or rather we have many common enemies. i wonder if office life in the outside world is similar to what i'm experiencing now. haha that'd be fun working in an office.

anw back to cohesion. you should try out the luge and skyride if you havent. if u dont know whats that, google it. i was *coughs* afraid of heights *coughs* when i went up the slope initially but after i saw so many human beings around me i was more or less comforted hahhaha. and damnit i didnt bring a camera for the scenery was fantabulous, except for the pollution coming out from an incineration plant nearby.

i shall end my post abruptly for i am exhausted after playing under the hot sun the whole afternoon. no pictures yet cause boss has yet to upload them on fb. ciao!

After this week, there would be no more office work to be done i.e. PANG KANG!!! i cant wait! And i'd be on leave during the last 2 weeks of this month, double yayness!!

my tutee wants me to teach him physics. ^&$%#$#%&%^ good luck to him myself. well and if he gives me the 'huh??' face, i probably would say "aiyah, its a natural phenonmenon" LOL, inside joke.

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
and now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon its again my turn to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

-I'm Yours (: